Rochdale fans top suffering league; Man Utd last

Rochdale fans top suffering league; Man Utd last:

“Long-Suffering Fan Index” names football’s most & least long-suffering

Rochdale fans have followed their club through… thin and thinner, shows study of 220,000 results since 1888 birth of Football League

… But Man Utd fans don’t know what “suffering” means

See how your club ranks by consulting the full Long-Suffering Fan Index table for all 92 League clubs, published in the Appendix at the end below 

 

“Of course, I didn’t take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season? … Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.”

Bill Shankly (1913-1981), football legend

While fans of Chelsea and Manchester City watch their teams vie for glory again this year, the fans of lowly Rochdale are today named by statisticians the most long-suffering in English football history.

 

Manchester United fans, meanwhile, may not be enjoying this season as much as most but they are historically the least long-suffering in the English game, reveals the same study – commissioned by the makers of Warren United (www.warrenunited.net), a new animated sitcom, starting April 22nd on ITV4, about a long-suffering fan of a chronically struggling football club.

 

The show’s producers commissioned the statisticians who run the database at the English National Football Archive (ENFA) to compile a “Long-Suffering Fan Index”. ENFA’s top “stattos” crunched data from 220,000 match results since the first Football League season in 1888-9 to rank the current 92 Football League clubs by their lack of success, weighted by extra factors including the size of their average home crowds.

 

ENSA’s “Suffering Index” therefore also marks 125 seasons since the Football League’s birth – and 150 since the launch of The FA and the birth of modern football.

 

“Football is meant to be the ‘glory game’”, says Simon Nye, lead writer of Warren United, whose many past credits include Men Behaving Badly. “But for most fans it’s more about grief, pain and chronic disappointment.”  Supporting Brainsford, the fictional team in Warren United, brings its hero Warren more grief than glory. “But that’s what makes him a true fan.”

 

Rochdale is a large market town in Greater Manchester, on the doorstep of both Manchester United and City. The fans of Rochdale AFC – who include the comic Tommy Cannon and the singer Lisa Stansfield – may feel themselves long-suffering but they have, in fact, only been suffering since 1907, when the club was founded.

 

Nonetheless, they still top ENFA’s suffering table with a “Long-Suffering Fan Index” of 66.12, ahead of Hartlepool United in second with 64.72, and Exeter City in third, with 64.08. Manchester United, by comparison, prop up the table with just 21.31.

 

The Dale, as the club is nicknamed, has spent more seasons in the bottom flight of English football (78 including this season) than any other team. Indeed, during its 36-year unbroken residence in the football’s basement from 1974-2010 fans of other clubs began to refer to League Two as ‘the Rochdale division’.

 

It also has the lowest average league placing of any in the Football League – 76th. While the fictional Brainsford United has at least bagged one trophy in its time – the lesser-known Cooperative Tarpaulins Cup – Rochdale has not won a football competition since joining the Football League in 1921.

 

“Rochdale fans have followed their club through… thin and thinner”, says Nye.

 

Even Bill Shankly, the legendary manager of Liverpool, took a dig at Rochdale when he exclaimed, “Of course, I didn’t take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season?

… Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.”

 

The mockers were briefly silenced when the Dale gained promotion to League One four years ago, but sadly for the club’s fans the club’s stay at this heady level was short-lived, lasting just two seasons.

 

In compiling their index of fan suffering, ENFA’s statisticians factored in data on everything from domestic league and cup honours won (giving different weightings according to the importance of the competition) to average league position, promotion and relegation, and progress each season in the FA Cup.

 

They also weighted the results according to average home attendances, so that the index was not merely a measure of on-field success or lack of it.

 

European competitions, however, were not included – some comfort perhaps for Rochdale fans, who still await the day when their club takes the field against the elite of Europe.

 

Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, Manchester United’s bulging trophy cabinet means that its fans have the smallest suffering score, narrowly ahead of Liverpool . Then come a trio of London clubs: Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham.

 

Ironically, Rochdale fans are, at least for now, far happier than those of mighty Manchester United. While United toil this season under new manager David Moyes, Dale are looking good for promotion from League Two, if not topping their league.

 

This provides proof, if needed, that even the longest-suffering football fans can still dream of better days to come, when the wilderness years will finally be over.

Table: The 10 Clubs With The Longest-Suffering Fans

Rank
Club
Fan Suffering Index
1
Rochdale AFC
66.12
2
Hartlepool United
64.72
3
Exeter City
64.08
4
Newport County
65.53
5
Colchester United (top in League One)
63.39
6
Southend United
63.12
7
Torquay United
62.96
8
Mansfield Town
62.9
9
Leyton Orient (top in London)
62.83
10
AFC Wimbledon
62.45

 

Table: 10 LEAST Long-Suffering Fans, With The Lowest Suffering Index

Rank
Club
Fan Suffering Index
1
Manchester United
21.31
2
Liverpool
21.97
3
Arsenal
30.22
4
Chelsea
31.46
5
Tottenham Hotspur
32.44
6
Aston Villa
37.11
7
Leeds United
37.75
8
Everton
39.28
9
Manchester City
40.57
10
Newcastle United
41.27

Table: Longest-Suffering Fans In Each Division

Premiership: Stoke City (Suffering Index: 54.72; national rank: 43)

Championship: Bournemouth FC (Suffering Index: 60.26; national rank: 23)

League One: Colchester FC (Suffering Index: 63.39; national rank: 5)

League Two: Rochdale AFC (Suffering Index: 66.12; national rank: 1)

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT:

• Mick Thorburn: mick@thorburnpr.co.uk: Tel:  0034950 453340

warren@warrenunited.net

NOTES FOR EDITORS:

Methodology: How The Fan-Suffering Index Was Calculated

In formulating the index, ENSA’s statisticians gave different weightings for victory in the following domestic competitions: Premier League (or past equivalent) (10), Championship (6), League One (4), League Two (2), FA Cup (8), League Cup (6), Johnstone’s Paint Trophy (2), Test match wins (used to decide promotion and relegation in the 1890s) (2), play-off wins (4).

 

Other factors inputted include: average league position; percentage of games won in all domestic competitions; average home attendance; promotion and relegation; and season-by-season record in the FA Cup.

 

About Warren United:

The first episode of Warren United kicks off on April 22 at 10pm on ITV4.

Co-written by Simon Nye, the writer of Men Behaving Badly, David Quantick and Dominic Holland, the show features the voices of BATFA award-winner Darren Boyd (as Warren), Morgana Robinson, Nitin Ganatra and Johnny Vegas (as Fat Baz, manager of Brainsford United).

 

The English National Football Archive is at www.enfa.co.uk

Contact: statsmen@enfa.co.uk

 

Rochdale Contacts:

Contact Rochdale AFC and Its Supporters Club:

Tel: 0844 826 1907. Email: admin@rochdaleafc.co.uk

http://www.rochdaleafc.co.uk/

 

Appendix: The Long-Suffering Fan Index In Full, For All 92 League Clubs

See how your club ranks, in each of three different eras:

  1. Since 1888 – birth of The Football League – to now
  2. Since 1946 – start of the post-war era – to now
  3. Since 1882 – the start of the Premiership – to now
TABLE 1:
TABLE 2:
TABLE 3:
1888-2013
1946-2013
1992-2013
Index
Index
Index
1
Rochdale
66.12
1
Rochdale
80.38
1
Exeter City
78.09
2
Hartlepool United
64.72
2
Hartlepool United
78.65
2
Dagenham & Redbridge
76.32
3
Exeter City
64.08
3
Bury
77.71
3
Swindon Town
75.42
4
Newport County
63.53
4
Newport County
77.65
4
Oldham Athletic
75.00
5
Colchester United
63.39
5
Torquay Uniited
77.49
5
Mansfield Town
74.08
6
Southend United
63.12
6
Exeter City
77.08
6
York City
72.81
7
Torquay Uniited
62.96
7
Mansfield Town
76.77
7
Leyton Orient
71.27
8
Mansfield Town
62.90
8
Scunthorpe United
75.72
8
Hartlepool United
70.51
9
Leyton Orient
62.83
9
Colchester United
75.41
9
Bristol Rovers
70.35
10
AFC Wimbledon
62.45
10
York City
75.37
10
Reading
70.16
11
Port Vale
62.30
11
Crewe Alexandra
75.26
11
Sheffield Wednesday
69.44
12
York City
62.08
12
Chesterfield
74.89
12
Southampton
69.17
13
Scunthorpe United
61.92
13
Bradford City
74.01
13
Wolverhampton Wanderers
68.90
14
Crewe Alexandra
61.80
14
Brentford
73.95
14
Newport County
68.11
15
Bristol Rovers
61.61
15
Southend United
73.39
15
Cheltenham Town
67.98
16
Walsall
61.26
16
Shrewsbury Town
72.91
16
Bury
67.67
17
Morecambe
60.76
17
Northampton Town
72.82
17
Notts County
67.29
18
Burton Albion
60.63
18
Walsall
72.57
18
Carlisle United
67.26
19
Fleetwood Town
60.58
19
Tranmere Rovers
72.12
19
Brentford
67.26
20
Gillingham
60.54
20
AFC Wimbledon
71.82
20
Nottingham Forest
67.00
21
Chesterfield
60.49
21
Plymouth Argyle
71.15
21
Wycombe Wanderers
67.00
22
Bradford City
60.41
22
Leyton Orient
70.61
22
Rochdale
66.61
23
Bournemouth
60.26
23
Doncaster Rovers
70.38
23
Crawley Town
66.60
24
Carlisle United
60.17
24
Barnsley
69.50
24
Chesterfield
66.29
25
Bury
60.12
25
Carlisle United
69.46
25
Bradford City
65.42
26
Northampton Town
59.86
26
Port Vale
69.30
26
Southend United
64.92
27
Shrewsbury Town
59.62
27
Gillingham
69.05
27
Plymouth Argyle
64.80
28
Notts County
59.08
28
Burton Albion
68.30
28
Colchester United
64.27
29
Tranmere Rovers
59.02
29
Morecambe
68.29
29
Milton Keynes Dons
63.89
30
Milton Keynes Dons
58.81
30
Bristol Rovers
68.23
30
Bournemouth
63.81
31
Barnsley
58.62
31
Fleetwood Town
68.14
31
Accrington Stanley
63.54
32
Dagenham & Redbridge
58.51
32
Oldham Athletic
67.85
32
Oxford Uunited
62.91
33
Stevenage
58.42
33
Bournemouth
66.83
33
Morecambe
62.53
34
Doncaster Rovers
58.33
34
Notts County
65.81
34
Doncaster Rovers
62.44
35
Rotherham United
58.21
35
Hull City
65.55
35
Rotherham United
62.03
36
Bristol City
57.24
36
Charlton Athletic
64.71
36
AFC Wimbledon
61.97
37
Accrington Stanley
56.97
37
Swindon Town
64.55
37
Peterborough United
61.92
38
Oldham Athletic
56.95
38
Rotherham United
64.18
38
Tottenham Hotspur
61.49
39
Brentford
56.93
39
Milton Keynes Dons
64.07
39
Brighton & Hove Albion
61.08
40
Plymouth Argyle
56.78
40
Dagenham & Redbridge
64.01
40
Yeovil Town
60.75
41
Blackpool
56.28
41
Coventry City
63.96
41
Swansea City
60.44
42
Brighton & Hove Albion
54.92
42
Fulham
63.86
42
Hull City
59.96
43
Stoke City
54.72
43
Crawley Town
63.58
43
Bristol City
59.96
44
Hull City
54.42
44
Preston North End
63.57
44
Blackpool
59.77
45
Cheltenham Town
54.37
45
Swansea City
62.88
45
Tranmere Rovers
59.25
46
Wycombe Wanderers
54.04
46
Blackpool
62.79
46
Preston North End
59.15
47
Swindon Town
53.71
47
Portsmouth
62.56
47
Gillingham
58.84
48
Coventry City
52.97
48
Bristol City
62.35
48
Crewe Alexandra
57.92
49
Peterborough United
52.83
49
Huddersfield Town
61.93
49
Coventry City
57.50
50
Cardiff City
52.79
50
Watford
61.75
50
Portsmouth
56.80
51
Preston North End
52.73
51
Stevenage
61.40
51
Millwall
56.12
52
Reading
52.55
52
Cardiff City
60.92
52
Barnsley
56.04
53
Burnley
52.42
53
Oxford Uunited
60.74
53
Port Vale
55.65
54
Fulham
52.40
54
Millwall
60.36
54
Burton Albion
55.19
55
Nottingham Forest
52.38
55
Reading
60.33
55
Fleetwood Town
54.89
56
Swansea City
52.29
56
Brighton & Hove Albion
60.26
56
Huddersfield Town
54.41
57
Watford
51.42
57
Crystal Palace
59.66
57
Burnley
54.38
58
Middlesbrough
50.97
58
Stoke City
59.56
58
Sheffield United
54.21
59
Derby County
50.91
59
Sheffield United
58.99
59
Sunderland
53.99
60
Birmingham City
50.86
60
Sheffield Wednesday
58.27
60
West Ham United
53.59
61
Charlton Athletic
50.85
61
Middlesbrough
57.69
61
Scunthorpe United
53.50
62
Sheffield United
49.99
62
Accrington Stanley
57.69
62
Shrewsbury Town
51.52
63
Portsmouth
49.88
63
Peterborough United
57.67
63
Derby County
51.42
64
Queen’s Park Rangers
49.81
64
Wycombe Wanderers
57.40
64
Norwich City
51.10
65
Crystal Palace
49.13
65
Birmingham City
57.14
65
Cardiff City
51.02
66
Bolton Wanderers
48.98
66
Bolton Wanderers
56.94
66
Walsall
50.50
67
Blackburn Rovers
48.04
67
Queen’s Park Rangers
56.52
67
Queen’s Park Rangers
50.40
68
Norwich City
47.81
68
Derby County
55.23
68
Ipswich Town
50.31
69
Leicester City
47.51
69
Blackburn Rovers
55.15
69
Wigan Athletic
49.58
70
Millwall
47.41
70
Leicester City
54.24
70
Northampton Town
48.39
71
Huddersfield Town
47.32
71
Burnley
54.15
71
Leeds United
48.29
72
West Bromwich Albion
46.37
72
Southampton
53.29
72
Crystal Palace
48.14
73
Crawley Town
46.05
73
Norwich City
52.78
73
Charlton Athletic
48.10
74
Oxford Uunited
45.92
74
West Bromwich Albion
52.65
74
Middlesbrough
47.64
75
Wolverhampton Wanderers
45.55
75
Sunderland
51.67
75
Fulham
46.34
76
Southampton
45.21
76
Cheltenham Town
50.75
76
Birmingham City
45.85
77
Sheffield Wednesday
45.01
77
West Ham United
50.61
77
Stevenage
45.28
78
Yeovil Town
45.00
78
Ipswich Town
48.70
78
Blackburn Rovers
45.22
79
Wigan Athletic
44.78
79
Nottingham Forest
48.35
79
Leicester City
45.17
80
Sunderland
42.69
80
Leeds United
48.02
80
Watford
44.59
81
Ipswich Town
42.64
81
Wolverhampton Wanderers
46.28
81
Bolton Wanderers
44.58
82
West Ham United
41.93
82
Newcastle United
45.37
82
Everton
43.24
83
Newcastle United
41.27
83
Aston Villa
45.08
83
West Bromwich Albion
43.16
84
Manchester City
40.57
84
Everton
42.85
84
Aston Villa
42.13
85
Everton
39.28
85
Yeovil Town
41.84
85
Torquay Uniited
41.38
86
Leeds United
37.75
86
Wigan Athletic
40.68
86
Stoke City
40.52
87
Aston Villa
37.11
87
Manchester City
40.44
87
Manchester City
39.34
88
Tottenham Hotspur
32.44
88
Tottenham Hotspur
36.17
88
Newcastle United
37.87
89
Chelsea
31.46
89
Chelsea
33.48
89
Liverpool
32.13
90
Arsenal
30.22
90
Arsenal
30.99
90
Arsenal
24.97
91
Liverpool
21.97
91
Liverpool
25.83
91
Chelsea
23.17
92
Manchester United
21.31
92
Manchester United
21.18
92
Manchester United
20.28

 

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